Whelk luvvers are unpredictable

“Do you have any whelks?”

“We’re sold out.”

“Why don’t you bring more?

“We can’t. Whelk luvvers are unpredictable. Some days we sell aht in hours. Uffa days we sell none. We ‘ave to take ‘em ‘ome. You never know wot whelk luvvers ‘r gonna do next. We can’t trust ‘em.”

“Oh.”

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